第二季看完，感覺Andy哥的銀森比第一季第一集準(zhǔn)備自殺的時(shí)候更狗血，更催淚，更生無(wú)可戀...愛人遠(yuǎn)走，喜當(dāng)?shù)€無(wú)家可歸...o(︶︿︶)o 唉，真是坑爹的人生...出去兜個(gè)風(fēng)然后還要這fucked up的劇本...
第二季的畫風(fēng)和第一季完全來(lái)了個(gè)反轉(zhuǎn)，最突出的是，第一季的老大terminator Val在本季化身Andy的救星大天使，為Andy輸出了強(qiáng)力的支持和正能量（深深滴被Val的暖意震驚了_(:з」∠)_）；緊接是綠茶婊老師Melodies，本季全部黑底都抖出來(lái)了, 以為她是舅舅的真愛？嘔，你真的想多了_(:з」∠)_...
回到咱們fucked up的主角們，Errol和Andy的生活在本季結(jié)束的時(shí)候，終于完全崩盤了，其它同志們的普大喜奔，就剩下倆閃耀的losers...
我很瑪麗蘇的腦補(bǔ)了下Errol和Andy的內(nèi)心戲...
"Life sucks...
At least, we have got each other..."
"可以發(fā)生的糟糕事超越我們的想像，但至少我還有你。"
活下來(lái)即便是盧瑟也沒怎么樣啊...
游樂(lè)園那旋轉(zhuǎn)茶杯不一直在原地轉(zhuǎn)也挺好的不是...
瑪麗蘇完成，我可以死開了...

【Season2 Episode 1】
「I've discovered something about myself. → Honesty is the best policy? → I like telling people what to do.」
【Season2 Episode 2】
「Errol's a great kid. Like a little Stephen Hawking. → It is his voice.」
「I like my clothes like I like my men, slightly damaged.」
【Season2 Episode 3】
「What's that? → It's a rusty trombone.」
「Just because you came out of my vagina, it doesn't mean you can control who goes in it!」
「He sounds like a chainsaw fucking another chainsaw.」
【Season2 Episode 5】
「Always take the piss out of life before life takes the piss out of you.」
「I'd love to interview you for my dissertation. → What's it about? → Antisocial Personality Disorder.」
【Season2 Episode 6】
「I'm going to be living on the street, selling my body for cash.
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No shame in that. Prostitution's one of the oldest profess…

《廢柴舅舅 第二季》Survived! 做最耀眼的盧瑟!
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